Well, then.
You all know very well how much I love the names, because they hide behind an essence and a "form" particular and special, that only has that name. And baby you hold in your arms, bundle newborn, crying and bruised, balding ugly as a chick, or pink and fresh just like a rose, would be able to dissolve even the most standoffish and parents in disbelief. Then why are the first which, taken from the euphoria, the mad joy of having a child that they will continue their noble lineage, have those ideas anagrafe hallucinating. And some have to stop before they ruin the life of her offspring, who will have to deal with in elementary school, fucked in front of him mocking the teacher, you get through the middle to fight peacefully, at the high school will be targeted by Truzzi who will say "but that is not like that name you loser?" by emo, which, seized by a fit of compassion, invite the poor teenager to join them, the metalheads, who, with a shrug of shoulders, the lame the name or surname, and will have its name ready nice battle in the pan. (Of course metalheads solve these problems very well, as practical. MissMetallara nd). Come of age, perhaps the victim of this crime against humanity, will be able to change their name anagrafe.
Dear Parents (and I say this to myself one day I am Mom, and if I could attack DeficientiteAcutaRincretinentis churn when the first creature), I can understand that having a SON is an immense joy, and also a miracle with the times run, but we avoid the so-called "exotic Fairs or vulgarity or kitsch " (not to put it another way, but I will not tell) or " Fairs Trivia " ;. I always thought that my children will, however, the unique creatures from DNA, but also because are also unique in their character. I have a fairly common name, Alessandra, but I know of people - crazy, crazy, clumsy and chatter - just like me there will not be around, or better, very similar but not identical. But the name is enclosed in something unique and unrepeatable, like the children they bring into the world.
analyze, according to my rounds on the Internet, the second fair, which is simpler and perhaps shared. Fair trivia.
How many times in our lives we have known people with the following names: Mary, Joseph, Luke, Matthew, Andrew, David, Paul, Julia, Chiara, Federico? How many times in class we were 2 / 3 people with the exact same name? Too many times. Then there are those who, for lack of ideas, they think of calling the child as a grandparent. And I say, hooray originality. In fact, even I am not the fruit of great effort of imagination, because it bears the name of my great-grandmother and the second is of my maternal grandmother. But I think if I could call Iphigenia, Genevieve, Drusilla or Domitilla, and will not continue, maybe it was better that way. If I had one of those ridiculous names, I would have killed at least my parents.
Rule Number One - for those with Paraculo: seen that a pregnancy lasts nine months, a couple of days a week you can go on the Internet, or take a book of the damned Names and browse a bit ', instead of arriving in the delivery room and look like two stupid and say, in midwife response: "we have not really thought about the name of our child to." And then out of laziness given to infant's grandfather or grandmother or your aunt away. Moving on to the second
Fair. And I assure you that here if they feel the fine. Brace yourselves, because I was curious how they went looking for the T (h) rash of T (h) rash, just for you.
So, we assume that parents react to the Banality Fair ;, bored by the usual names, and decide to give vent to their horror creativity. Why not give our child a foreign name (although Italian 100%)?
Cedric And so, Kevin, Christian, Jennifer, Sharon, Jenny, Jessica, Michael, Hilary . On children who have no reason to use foreign names, I say WHY '? With all the beautiful and unusual names that are there, no, let's call him "Kevin Smith" "Hilary De Sanctis," and so on. I say sincerely that horror.
Even so, then picked up the following issue: can 'happen (and I say it can' happen) that people have appreciated those names only by hearsay, and sometimes does not know the spelling of the name, and so we get the human cases as: "Maicol" Mikel " "Gennifer" Gessica "Ilary" Sedric "or" Sedrik. Or the horrific Endy (For Andy), or Kaite Keit (Kate).
Rule Number Two - For those suffering from the syndrome "xenophilia - no need to torture innocent children with Your attempts to make original, because in addition to playing a ridiculous fluent Italian surname, there is great risk of mistakes in writing the name, whether from you, either by the person in your incapperà prodigal son in the years to come. But starting dall'anagrafe there is a huge risk that the child's name does not correspond to your wishes. And the correct spelling.
A dangerous variant of the second show is "going to rummage in the trunk of their ancestors, or, why not call it Vercingetorix?". And to be original at all costs if they feel they are outdated names. Obsolete, however, is not exactly synonymous with the unusual, then why, before you call your son Belshazzar, Bartholomew, Odysseus, Patroclus (!!!!), Anacleto, Calogero, or call your daughter Teodolinda, Astarte, Aphrodite, Geraldine, Cleopatra, Arsinoe or Berenice "but because it is so outdated (sic)!" Cercarte to grasp the meaning of the name, and especially the probability ; your children, once grown, you spit in my eye.
Rule Number Three - For lovers of Revival - there is no need to call your child as one of the seven kings of Rome, or as a hero that comes from the Icelandic Edda, or the Norse Ragnarok. There are some nice unusual names nowadays, little used, who can be elegant and refined details, without sounding totally antiquated. You do not want your child to leave the mother's belly with a nice white beard?
And above all, continuing our proud of kitsch, we think a little 'to Ilary Blasi, who, as far as make a good couple with Francesco Totti, the fact that little children have called the Chanel, I am a bit' laugh. I guess in his nicely spoken and Roman markedly when his daughter called "A CHANELLEEEEEEEE YOU ARE A FFAAAAA !!!!!"
Or the following scene in Bari:
"A Sedricche, Keep the canarìlle asseccaàte and stogg'a'scè by ba'Pinuccie, a'bbìv na'bbììr"
And a note Rule number three is all there: Do not do as Elkann decerebration or some other VIP, to spoil your children with names like Brooklyn, Ocean, Lion, Apple, Blueberry Lady, Sunday (!!!!). Then I'll call my son's bedside, and my daughter Colander, and so we're even and I fatroppoinfescion as Elkann! (see, the poor).
So you have time to think and ponder the beautiful names. You have many resources to even know the meaning of names, what more do you want? Do not get caught off guard by the emotions, because the children call Dolores, Our Lady of Sorrows, Annunziata, Joy, Tristan Santuzza or means to put a serious cross him. Or rather, gufate it to him, to put it less noble and solemn tones.
Council: be a snob, but refined. The double names, especially if you know the meaning of names, can be very poetic, and also a smart play on words. Do not get caught by the fury of giving two hundred names to their children, because I like them all. For example: Matthew Luke John Pino Tino Pilotino Do Santos Da Silva, is a attimino lunghetto.Inoltre, combinations feel like Maurizio Mauro, Massimiliano Massimo, Luigi Lucio, and so on, well let me come back on the ice, they also laugh.
not be too snobby, though. Avoid excessive musicality of Guido Guidi Guidelli Guiducci, a, Maurizio Maurizi, Paolo De Paoli, Vincenzo de Vincenzo. Win the Nobel Prize for the monotony. And if you have a famous last name, do not do the sboroni. Alessandro Volta there was one, and give your child that name deliberately, I think it's arrogant - and unoriginal.
Good Luck!
(my favorite names tell them there again. If I want.: P)
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